The Internet: A Letter of Clichés and Italics

Dear Internet,

What's wrong. Did we have a fight? Why do you suddenly hate me? Or have we slowly been drifting apart and I too distracted to notice. If that is so, my sincerest apologies to you. Please come back.

I miss you.

Life without you is a bleak prospect. If you truly love me, do not make me suffer. You fulfill me. With you, I feel a joy that just wants to bubble over. You bring out the best in me. Without you, I am but a lonely girl with nothing to cherish or love. But you -- you believe in me. You make me a better person. How could I live without you if you are all that is good and happy in my life.

Please, do not abandon me in my time of need.

You were never cruel. Alright, maybe a little harsh, and sometimes a bit flaky, but I loved you just the way you are! I never abandoned you, or tried to make you change who you were. Sure I got mad at you sometimes, but I brought you with me everywhere! You even met my family and joined us on vacation this summer. What more do you ask of me?!

I have done the best I could to make you happy, and you repay me how? By leaving me with no explanation! You are disgraceful. I am ashamed to have been with you for as long as I was. I thought I knew you! But I guess I was wrong. I guess I never was that good a judge of character.

I offer you one last change to come back. One last chance at forgiveness. Take it or leave it.

I shall wait for your response. I give you a week to make up your mind and be finally done running around with that floozy. She is much too young for you! One week, and that is all. Or we are done. FOREVER.

~ Dina